Comme une petite souris

what if I take a sign to the 1D concert that just says “thanks for being awesome”

or “you do you, you’re doing a great job of it”

or “I’m an adult and have no business being here, all my sign ideas sound like your mothers wrote them”

I know no one who needs this lesson will see this or realize it applies to them and it will only end up preaching to the choir but

FOR FUCK’S SAKE WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO MEET NIALL ON HIS BROTHER’S WEDDING DAY. WHY WOULD YOU TRY TO MAKE THAT ABOUT YOU. IT’S NOT EVEN ABOUT HIM, IT’S ABOUT HIS BROTHER, WHO DIDN’T ASK FOR ANY OF THIS. GO. HOME. YOU. COMPLETE. ASSHOLES.

• Elvis Presley
• Ella Fitzgerald
• Aretha Franklin
• Frank Sinatra
• Bing Crosby
• Doris Day
• Three Dog Night
• Meatloaf
• Lena Horne
• Whitney Houston
• Barry Manilow
• etc, etc, etc

Harry Styles is a good dude.

(via theboycanthelpit)

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philtaggart:

I’ve decided I’m going to tell myself that the line “I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are british” is the result of a lost bet between ed and louis

and ed just sits there cackling to himself every time he hears it

I will accept literally any explanation for that line that isn’t “they thought it was good.”

suckedintoalarryvortexhelpme:

mystardustmelody:

“And now, we’ve got this random couch in the middle of a field…don’t know what it’s for, but we’re gonna sit on it and see what happens…”

— Niall Horan

STOP THAT NIALL PLEASE DON’T YOU KNOW THAT THAT’S HOW 99.99% OF ALL OT5 SMUT STARTS

… and this is how the best OT5 smut finishes… with Louis on his back, legs spread, mouth open, and everyone else on top…

And someone filming. Ofc, Zayn needs to learn not to pull on Louis’ ears. Hair, yes. Ears, no.

(via merihn)

thatsspookyhazza:

Liam: Nice, convenient.  Keep it there, then later on we shall tape each other or

Louis: Bondage

Audio from before the One Direction Ustream when they didn’t know their mics were on.

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First of all, y’all don’t know what homophobia is. Second of all, LOL @ Alex Gaskarth being included in the list of other celebrities. (Fun fact: one time me and my friends were having a Chatroulette party and we stumbled upon Alex Gaskarth and some other bro from All Time Low and they asked to see our tits. #GREAT PEOPLE) 

HEY REMEMBER THE ENTIRE FIRST YEAR OF ONE DIRECTION WHERE HARRY AND LOUIS THOUGHT ALL THE LARRY STYLINSON STUFF WAS REALLY CUTE AND THEY OPENLY FLIRTED WITH EACH OTHER ON TWITTER BECAUSE THEY DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK IF PEOPLE THOUGHT THEY WERE GAY? AND THEN LOUIS GOT A GIRLFRIEND AND PEOPLE STARTED OPENLY HARASSING HER AND TALKING ABOUT HOW HORRIBLE LOUIS WAS FOR PUTTING HARRY THROUGH THE TRAUMA OF HAVING TO SEE HIM WITH HIS “BEARD”. AND THERE WAS THAT OTHER TIME THAT SOMEONE HARASSED HIS 14 YEAR OLD SISTER DURING HER TWITCAM ABOUT HER BROTHER BEING GAY. AND THAT OTHER TIME SOMEONE TOLD HIS MOTHER SHE KNEW LESS ABOUT WHAT WAS GOING ON IN HER SON’S LIFE THAN HIS FANS DID AND SHE SHOULD SHUT THE FUCK UP. YEAH. AND THOSE ARE ONLY THE THINGS WE’VE BEEN MADE AWARE OF AS A FANDOM. HOW MANY THINGS HAS LOUIS NOT ADDRESSED? HOW MANY THINGS HAS HE OVER LOOKED? SO MAYBE WE SHOULD ALL CONSIDER THAT HE’S ACTUALLY PISSED OFF ABOUT THE HARASSMENT AND NOT ABOUT BEING CALLED GAY… SINCE YOU KNOW, HE DIDN’T SEEM TO GIVE A FUCK ABOUT FOR THE ENTIRE FIRST YEAR OF 1D.