August 2012
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Interviewer: Do you think that rock music could push people to take drugs?
David Bowie: I'll go the other way on that. If I had a fan of mine who got through university and became a doctor, would I also get the credit for that please?
“I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the...”
– Rupert Grint talking about his ice cream truck (via ronaldweasley)
one-direction-for-five-erections:
” I can’t...
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citationstyles:
To the person I overheard making the argument that marriage is religious and, since it is against the practices of the religion, same sex couples should get civil unions instead:
I was too enraged to think of this when I was actually contemplating bitching you out in public, but by that logic you’d have to force all atheists to get civil unions as well.
Get out of my face.
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olivia strong needs to calm the fuck down:... →
likecharity:
likecharity:
Interviewer: Has a girl ever hit you? Harry: Yeah, but only because I asked her to! Sadly, it wasn’t in a kinky way. A girl at my school said that she could slap me hard, so I said, “OK.” She sort of pivoted and did a full swing. It hurt.
- We Love Pop [x]
#remember…
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prenuptial:
Would I suck 20 dicks for the ability to fly?
yes.
harrysforbiddenforest:
Fan: What's a secret about you that no one else knows?
Ed Sheeran: I had a really, really, really bad stutter when I was little. I had a birthmark on my eye and they had to laser it off and they didn't use anesthetics so it like messed up with my nervous system and stuff. I had a really heavy stutter so I'd be talking like this- and I've still got like hints of it but- erm I'd be talking like this and literally not be able to get words out. PLUS I had quite bad eye sight so I had big, blue NHS specs. PLUS I was ginger. PLUS I didn't have a growth spurt until quite late on so I was very small. So from the age of 6 to about 11- OH and I erm had a perforated eardrum so I had to wear this weird kinda hat.
Radio Station Interviewer: How did you become a musician?!
Ed Sheeran: Well this is the thing, this is what I wondered. From the age of 6 to 11 no one would want to hang with that kind of kid.. that was weird.
Ed Sheeran: So I think God looked down and said I think you need some help getting laid. Here's a guitar.
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whenwesee1d:
HAHA IS HE WEARING THE JERSEY OF THE HOMETOWN FOOTBALL TEAM THAT HE BOUGHT IN ORDER TO SAVE THEM? ALSO IS THE COMPANY EMBLAZONED ON THE FRONT THE BIG NAME SPONSOR HE PROCURED FOR THEM?
YES?
OK
HAHA FALLING OF A CLIFF OK BYE