May 2012
1 tag
3 tags
1 tag
April 2012
2 tags
ahomeboyslife:
city slicker attempted tokyo drift with a pony.
2 tags
2 tags
Harry Styles [the curly haired one] used to run around with his cock out all the...
– Aiden Grimshaw for Gay Times
(via harrysighles)
3 tags
3 tags
2 tags
1 tag
3 tags
2 tags
3 tags
15dozentimes:
uh, since i appear to have turned into mostly a 1D appreciation blog, I guess this is a good time to remind people that for me, every day is unfollowing amnesty day \o//
2 tags
2 tags
onedirectionstraighttohell:
feel like if an interviewer ever asked ‘so there’s a distinct lack of personal space within the band and blah blah blah?’ the boys’d just stare at them all dead in the eyes and louis would be all ‘…personal what?’
cos they literally do not know the definition of space
either that or
plot twist
simon implanted several devices within each of them and if they’re...
3 tags
3 tags
5 tags
2 tags
2 tags
3 tags
hommos:
so basically if you think Louis and Harry are not involved in any sexual way
will Louis touching his penis while staring at Harry’s mouth change your mind?
4 tags
3 tags
2 tags
1 tag
Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously.
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.
1 tag
5 tags
1 tag
feministharrystyles:
By request, a rebloggable version:
2 tags
When high schoolers on TV shows call their...
tyleroakley:
#lol least romantic person #but i never really think about this in terms of life not lived yet #so like technically #it is the love of their life #to be replaced at some later date
OP = why I always make sure to talk about the great loves of my life.
1 tag