Comme une petite souris

Gryles 30-day challenge day four: favourite additional person to a Gryles threesome

OH GOD ALL OF THE PEOPLE. I am so so so so easy for threesomes. (IRL, too, ngl.) My real answer would be “whoever either of them is strongly rumoured to be dating at the time,” because threesomes solve that problem so well! (Cf my Nick/Harry/TSwift)

Otherwise … HMMM. At the moment I’m gonna go with Michael Clifford, although that pretty much just fits with my answer above. But since he’s the current rumour, I want some Nick/Harry/Michael up in this joint. Especially if it’s Nick teaching Harry how to top Michael (by which I don’t mean “fuck him in the arse”).

steveholtvstheuniverse:

skoothsmin:

science fiction was invented by a woman

don’t you ever fucking forget that

in mary shelley we trust

imderekhaleandmyfamilyisdead:

i went to see a movie today

the guy didn’t ask if i was bringing someone and assumed i was alone and charged me for only one ticket

so i corrected him saying that my date was on the way and paid for two movie tickets

i didn’t have a date

or anyone

i am alone